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May 27, 2018
We either need a dog trainer or a sedative of some sort. Just come home & fix it.
Oh god.... this is bad. WTF. Why did you create such a small, irrational human?
Now he’s freaking out. Diaper is off. Poop is flying everywhere. I’m not cleaning that up. 💩💣 How far away are you?!
I’m sorry - he just won’t calm down or sleep.
Hey, Keegan keeps saying “mama” & he’s crying. Is there any way you can come back early?
Small, irrational child 👶🏼
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